Vintage "If you Smoke I Might Croak" Needlepoint
Origin: Georgia, USA
A vintage framed needlepoint sign displaying the beautifully dry-witted warning: 'If You Smoke I Might Croak.' The meticulous textile work is paired with two stitched frogs, adding a heavy layer of mid-century whimsy to the humorous statement. The fabric shows a soft, honest patina from decades of safe keeping in a non-smoking household. A sophisticated way to clear the air before your guests even think about reaching for a lighter.
Each vintage treasure is hand selected by Tanner & Fletcher, & sometimes by Tanner’s mom, Adele.
Shipping & Handling
Our commitment to preserving the history of your piece extends to its journey to your home. We take the logistics of delivery very seriously by utilizing specialized materials and custom handling for our fragile and architectural curations.
- Specialized Fees: Due to the weight, fragility, or scale of certain items, additional shipping and handling fees may apply to your order.
- Promotion Exclusions: Please note that these select, delicate pieces are excluded from general free shipping promotions or complimentary shipping upgrades.
Thank you for understanding our commitment to ensuring your curated objects arrive safely and beautifully.
Return Policy
Due to the unique, one-of-a-kind nature of our curations, all vintage and antique items are final sale and are not eligible for return, exchange, or store credit. We carefully inspect and photograph every piece to showcase its authentic vintage character.
Our collections celebrate the passage of time; as such, items may feature unique characteristics like gentle wear, patina, historical mending, or distinct flaws. While we do our best to disclose and document every detail, the evaluation of vintage condition is ultimately subjective. We view these markings not as defects, but as beautiful layers of history and a vital part of the item’s unique personality.
Please carefully review all photos and the item's description before completing your purchase.
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